Nissan Bashqai.

"The sales blurb for the normal Nissan Qashqai says it’s the ‘ultimate city crossover’. Our version is more like the ‘ultimate run everything over-er’. Admittedly the Porsche-inspired fabric (ok, rope) door handles probably don’t save any weight once you’ve taken into account the half-tonne of angle iron welded to the front.
But who wouldn’t want to be in this when there’s someone doing 60mph in lane three of the motorway?" - Carwow

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